Temperature: Jethro Tull's "Jack In The Green" indoors, Gobi Desert outdoors.
Wind speed: Hummingbird (male Ruby-Throated)
Weather Advisory: Even though it looks like a beautiful summer day in the Rockies (as it has most of this horrifyingly hot summer), it is not, and you will burst into flame and turn into a giant puddle of sweat within ten minutes of being outside. Wait until the sun goes down.
It has been a bad summer for a tree-hugging, horse-riding, going-hiking, garden-tending witch.